The Dark Side of the Zodiac

These horoscopes have been exaggerated to highlight the worst possible scenario for each sign. Instead of looking at each sign’s strengths, the negative “dark side” of each sign is discussed. This is what could happen to you on a very bad day or during a very bad time. For some of us, these traits come out more than often. Let alone, they are just possibilities and are meant to be taken lightly and read with a grain of salt.

Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)

Aries can be very angry and mean when they want to be. They get stressed out and take it out on people. Aries can be selfish to a fault and controlling too. Aries is competitive and likes to be number one. They will not consider your feelings when it comes to getting what they want. In fact, they might just walk right over you to get what they want. Hey, you were in their way, right?

Taurus (Apr 20-May 20)

Very territorial, possessive, and jealous—Taurus will want to claim you. Like a bull in a china cabinet, they have the ability to go off, even if it takes a lot, Taurus can bring the thunder. A very material sign, Taurus won’t be one to get rid of things, instead, they will form a collection. Stubborn to the root, you can’t make Taurus do anything that they don’t want to do. It almost has to be Taurus’ idea in order for it to fly.

Gemini (May 21-Jun 20)

Gemini can speak out of turn or say something rude and offensive if they are in bad spirits—sometimes they do this when they are in good spirits (or drinking too much). Expect the bitch of all bitches to come out when Gemini has had enough. They have a very short patience span and can snap in a heartbeat. Gemini can be a liar who gets caught in their web of lies. Gemini on a bad day is also prone to manipulation. Gemini knows how to work people and play them into submission.

Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22)

Cancer’s are moody and controlled by their moods. You’ll have to catch them on a good day.  Cancer is ruled by their close relationships and love. If those things aren’t going well, Cancer will be sour. Cancers can be so negative when they are feeling down. It will be hard to be around them. Cancer will flat out shut down on you, leaving you to wonder and question the situation. Cancer is funny, but sometimes their jokes are shallow and mean.

Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22)

A dark Leo is so full of themselves that they can’t see beyond their own reflection. Leo is obsessed with Leo and it isn’t fun always coming in second. Leo can be selfish when they are after something that they want, and they will ignore your feelings. Leo can be a super fake and knows how to play pretend well. Leo is a wonderful actor sometimes just talking their way through life. Leo will be greedy and want to be number one. If someone is standing in their way, they will deal with them.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)

Bad Virgo will raise a little hell on earth being a bit of a rebel. Meaning, they won’t follow the rules. Like if your neighbor tells you to keep it down, Virgo tells them to shut up. Virgo will be mean and know exactly where to hit you with an insult. They will know how to make you cry. A bad Virgo can be someone untrue, and someone unfaithful. Virgo can be a cheater when they are in a bad place.

Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22)

Libra will jerk you around on a bad day, never making up their minds about how they feel for you. They will string you along and break your heart. They will not take a stand and stay in the middle, unknowing where they really want to be. Libra will not man up and make the first move, and when you try to make the first move, they will be flakey and unsure. The slightest thing could turn them in the opposite direction. Libra is most annoying when they try to please everyone and don’t say what it is that they want to say.

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)

Scorpio is really great until they suddenly are not. Scorpio is happy with you until they bring out their stinger. Try wronging a Scorpio and walking away free. Scorpio will hold things against you till the end of time. They are the type to seek vengeance. Mess with them and be messed with. Scorpio will also keep things from you. They’d be excellent at having an affair because they are so mysterious and hard to question.

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)

Sagittarius can get fiery and angry. They can have an explosive temper. Some of which might lead to fistfights. Sagittarius isn’t always that sensitive. They might put you down to your face or give you advice on how you could approve. Sagittarius will think they are Mr/Ms. Perfect, and it will irritate the heck out of you. Sagittarius is also very anal; they will want things done in a certain way. They are also often babies who think that everything is wrong with them.

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)

If Capricorn isn’t careful, they might bore you to death. They won’t give you the reaction you are hoping for or they won’t give you a reaction at all. Capricorn gets anxious and allows their inner fears to take over. They may lack gumption when they need it the most. Capricorn is a perfectionist and a status seeker; they want to be at the top and this quality can bring out the worst in them.

Aquarius (January 20-Febuary 18)

Aquarius will charm you to bed then leave you hanging. Sometimes their “cool” can be cruel. You might wonder if they have a heart. If you cross them in a negative way, they will slander your name and say mean things about you. They will be tactless. Aquarius can be a bit of a verbal bully, as they are really smart and know how to keep the insults popping. Aquarius can be too self-interested at times, which takes away from their friendly nature. Truthfully, Aquarius doesn’t really care for all the friends they make. Only an elite few will make it into Aquarius’s heart.

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

Manipulative, The Fish can be, and at times they know how to play people. They can be addicted to a lot of things, are moody, and can be unreliable. Pisces is such a dreamer that often they lose touch with reality. Even worse they are very gullible and prone to believing in things that are a bunch of bull. Pisces gets too emotionally involved in matters and gets caught up in other people’s problems when they need to be focused on themselves.